Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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