normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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