I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
