oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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