At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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