so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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