it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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