He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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