On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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