I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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