somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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