i permit you to call me
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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