There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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