Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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