So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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