I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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