Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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