Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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