i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Actions speak louder than pants.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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