friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
