Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Randomize
