This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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