I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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