why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
