NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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