google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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