Don't you send me to vm
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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