I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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