There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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