i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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