Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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