He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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