We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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