I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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