And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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