Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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