Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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