I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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