i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Someone signed my nipple.
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