if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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