We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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