Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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