hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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