Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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