you win again, gameday.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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