he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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