2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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