Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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