I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
ok first of all what the fuck
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