so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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