We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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