Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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