I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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