Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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